youngblackandvegan:

i do not chase people

i do not chase men, and i do not chase friends

hell, i don’t even chase family

i’m here, and i’m important

i’m not running after people to prove that i matter


feat:

if you ever tell me something and ask me not to tell anyone.. my best friend isn’t included 


nicotinerampage:

telemiscommunication:

telemiscommunication:

Fairy World?

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Scary World

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You’re not that scary.

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Well, here’s a picture of your grandma’s feet! 

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It burns! 

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Fairy World?

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Hairy World.

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Dairy World?

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Hairy World.

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Oh, darn it!

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you know you’ve seen that show too many times when you read all that in their voices.


gym-leader-merida:

if you don’t terrify people a little bit then what’s the point.


I was adopted.
Me too!
My "father" slew my parents in battle.
Wow, same here!
He killed them right in front of me.
I was just an infant so I don't really...
He changed me...
Mother was the one who changed me, actually...
Tortured me...
Father could really raise his voice sometimes, hurt my ears and my feelings...
Turned me into an assassin. Used me as a weapon.
...
I turned on him because I knew I finally had to stand up and do what's right.
Yes... look, this is getting awkward so...
itsgrannywinkle:

Follow the coolest granny on Tumblr

jaegerades:

mellifluouslyarticulate:

jaegerades:

i love hugging people who are about a head taller than me because then i can snuggle my face into their neck and it is a very cozy place 1000/10 would recommend

I love hugging people who are shorter than me because i can put my chin and cheek on top of their head and just protect them and just let them relax for a few seconds

you made this post so much better thank you

(Source: katsalapov)


skyoflight:

liiteri:

acquired: ability to read smut with a blank expression

still searching: ability to read fluff without contorting my face into a Picasso painting of feelings.

(Source: pirachu)


thrustingbutts:

skincarvedheart:

that-horny-mofo:

Remember when Kim Possible was on Lilo and Stitch?

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Or How about when The Proud Family decided to visit?

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Or when those fucking kids from Recess came over to Hawaii

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Lilo was a popular little bitch.

the conflicting art styles are making me uncomfortable…

(Source: thehornymofo)