harry-potter-headcannons:

Neville became good friends with Draco, something that Draco was embarrassed about for a long time. Until a terrible nightmare in which Neville seeks vengeance for his parents and curses both Lucius and Narcissa driving them both as insane as his own parents.

After checking his parents are okay, Draco realises that he is lucky to have such a brave and forgiving friend.

- Molly
Harry Potter Headcannon:

death-isjustavalley:

After Fred died, George destroyed all of the monogrammed sweaters/etc. that his mother had made for him. He went into Fred’s things and wore his, so he was always walking around with a jumper or a hat with a massive ‘F’ on it. This was both so that Fred was always with him, and so that no one could forget he was gone. That was one of his biggest fears. That he would be the only one to really remember Fred.

(Source: )


mugglebornheadcanon:

979. One of the Muggleborns enchants some blue-bound books to act like Tumblr, and then distributes them to all their Muggleborn friends. Word gets out and they’re forced to make more, and then the purebloods get into it and the staff members are so confused, what the heck is ‘Hogblr’? Why are they all talking about their ‘feels’? They have no clue, except for Flitwick. He’s the John Green of Hogblr. 

(Source: that-random-singer)


mugglebornheadcanon:

1004. A muggleborn named Sabrina buys a black cat, calls it Salem, and tries very hard to teach it how to speak, to the confusion of some purebloods.

(Source: mauuvp)


zevransbutt:

me: *points at adult character who is taller, stronger and older than me* small child. must protect at all costs. shelter. very tiny


*on my phone*
do you ever put that thing down?
*puts phone down*
why did you ruin the economy?

dominateeye:

berrystumpytail:

glassbottledemon:

infinityrant:

glassbottledemon:

glassbottledemon:

I JUST CUT MY HAND ON MY OWN BRA WTF

AND I GOT A PAPERCUT FROM THE BANDAID PACKAGING?!?!

Next Time: glassbottledemon breaks their knee on a pillow and gets pneumonia from a soothing cup of tea

The worst part is that actually once I broke my arm by tripping on a pillow and another time I got pneumonia from sharing a water bottle with someone who had it. ;U;

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IM CHOKING ON MY OWN LAUGHTER


changesbyblacksabbath:

hannahbieberhercules:

donovanluver1965:

*blows kiss up to the sky (for the aliens)*

*blows kiss to iPhone screen (for the dumb person who posted this)*

sorry you didnt like this hannah bieber hercules, shoot me an email and we can discuss what content you’d rather see in the future.